I Swallow Pussy Like I can't Chew Crop Top LGBT Lesbian Shirt Hilarious

Picture this: you walk into a room, and heads start to turn as people catch a glimpse of your fashion-forward crop-top. It's like a secret code that only those in the know can crack. And while you're rocking that stylish crop, you're also letting everyone know that you tackle life head-on, even when it hands you a mouthful.

But let's not forget the masterpiece that is the text itself – "I swallow pussy like I can't chew." It's poetry, it's art, it's pure hilarity! We're talking about a statement that's about as subtle as a neon sign in a library – and that's precisely the point. Life's too short to take everything seriously, and this crop top reminds you just have fun.

Crafted from premium, super-soft fabric, this crop top doesn't just offer a snug fit; it's also a conversation starter, an icebreaker, and an absolute mood-lifter. Wear it to parties, to the gym, or just lounging around – wherever you go, laughter and style will be your faithful companions.

So, if you're ready to make a statement that's as unforgettable as it is hilarious, embrace the "I swallow Pussy like I can't Chew" Croptop. Remember, life's all about how you digest it, and with this croptop, you're guaranteed to leave everyone in stitches... of laughter!

• 52% combed ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
• Fabric weight: 3.6 oz/yd² (122 g/m²)
• 40 singles
• Slim fit
• Side-seamed construction
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, the US, or Honduras

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

Size guide

  LENGTH (inches) WIDTH (inches)
XS/SM 16 ½ 15 ⅝
M/L 17 ½ 17 ⅛
  LENGTH (cm) WIDTH (cm)
XS/SM 42 39.6
M/L 44.5 43.4
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