Ass Eater Tank Top

Introducing the Classic Ass Eater Tank: Because life's too short for boring basics! 🍑✨

 

Unleash your sexy side with this all-purpose unisex tank that's not just a piece of clothing, it's a statement. Crafted from 100% combed and ringspun cotton, or if you're feeling adventurous, dive into the tri-blends featuring 50% polyester, 25% combed, 25% ringspun cotton, and a dash of rayon for that extra flair.

 

Weighing in at just 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²) for the classics and 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) for the triblends, this tank is as light as your carefree attitude. With 30 singles thread weight, it's soft, breathable, and ready for whatever shenanigans you've got planned.

 

But let's talk about the real star here – your unabashed love for the derrière! When you're an Ass Eater, you wear it loud and proud. The world might not know it yet, but that's about to change. No shame in your game – because, let's be honest, the backside is just another canvas for your zest for life. Whether you prefer it squeaky clean or delightfully messy, this tank is your trusty companion for expressing your naughty charm.

 

It's side-seamed for that perfect fit, and with unisex sizing, it's a match made in heaven for anyone who knows how to appreciate the finer things in life, or in this case, on the body.

 

So, why settle for ordinary when you can spice up your wardrobe with a touch of humor and a whole lot of personality? Get ready to turn heads, break norms, and let the world know – you're not just a trendsetter; you're a rear-ender! 🍑🎉


• 100% combed and ringspun cotton
• Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²)
• 30 singles thread weight
• Side-seamed, unisex sizing
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL
Body Length (inches) 26 27 28 29 30 31
Body Width (inches) 16 ¼ 18 ¼ 20 ¼ 22 ¼ 24 ¼ 26 ¼
Color
Red Triblend
Athletic Heather
Oatmeal Triblend
Size