AssEater t-shirt

Introducing the Ass Eater Shirt – because life's too short for boring tees! Crafted from 100% combed ringspun cotton, this shirt is your ticket to comfort town. But hey, we're not stopping there – we've got a rainbow of colors to choose from, because your personality deserves to shine as bright as your wardrobe.

Picture this: You, rocking a pre-shrunk tee that's been through more washes than your favorite sitcom. It's a classic fit that's as timeless as your love for a certain part of the human anatomy – the Ass. Yep, we said it. No shame, no secrets – just a hilarious declaration of self-love.

But wait, there's more! Heather Grey? It's 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester – the perfect blend of cozy and sassy. Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue? They're the rebels, mixing 35% combed ringspun cotton with 65% polyester for that extra dose of attitude.

Weighing in at 4.3 oz/yd², this shirt is as light as your carefree spirit. With 30 singles, it's practically the rockstar of your wardrobe. The classic semi-contoured silhouette flatters your shape, while the tear-away label lets you strip down the details if you're feeling rebellious.

Shoulder-to-shoulder taping? Check. Seamed collarette? Double-check. Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem? Triple-check. We've got your back, front, and sides covered – just like your favorite shirt should.

So, whether you're an Ass eater who prefers it squeaky clean or enjoys a little adventure, wear it loud, wear it proud. Because life is too short for bland tees – spice it up with the Ass Eater Shirt! 🍑✨

• 100% combed ringspun cotton
• Heather Grey is 90% combed ringspun cotton and 10% polyester
• Dark Heather Grey, Heather Green, and Heather Blue are 35% combed ringspun cotton and 65% polyester
• Fabric weight: 4.3 oz/yd² (145.8 g/m²)
• 30 singles
• Classic semi-contoured silhouette with side seam
• Tear-away label
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Seamed collarette
• Double-needle stitched sleeves and bottom hem
• Blank product sourced from Honduras, Haiti, or Nicaragua

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